Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

1. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Poly, Warner, Cracker.

2. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.

3. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa.

4. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.

5. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.

6. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become KnottNOW!

8. Netscape and Yahoo will merge to become Netanyahu.